The Rare Norm a couple of months ago Share Tweet Pin Share I simply don’t understand how not finding Rihanna attractive makes me a neckbeard. Are there any other celebrities that I’m required to find good-looking, for fear of having to adopt an entire lifestyle? As far as I can remember, I have never found Rihanna to be pretty – despite only growing a neck on my beard fairly recently. Do you think that is evidence of the ‘fedora within’ that I have seen mentioned so often on this sub? Edit: I looked at an image of Zoey Deschanel and was not immediately smitten. As a direct result I now own a cheaply produced Asian sword, and have a distinct urge to type ‘fluttershy sparkle’ into the search bar on pornhub. More to follow as it develops… Edit 2: yes, a neck on my beard.