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It’s hard out here for a neckbeard trying to find the proper m’lady : justneckbeardthings

It’s hard out here for a neckbeard trying to find the proper m’lady : justneckbeardthings

I simply don’t understand how not finding Rihanna attractive makes me a neckbeard. Are there any other celebrities that I’m required to find good-looking, for fear of having to adopt an entire lifestyle?

As far as I can remember, I have never found Rihanna to be pretty – despite only growing a neck on my beard fairly recently. Do you think that is evidence of the ‘fedora within’ that I have seen mentioned so often on this sub?

Edit: I looked at an image of Zoey Deschanel and was not immediately smitten. As a direct result I now own a cheaply produced Asian sword, and have a distinct urge to type ‘fluttershy sparkle’ into the search bar on pornhub. More to follow as it develops…

Edit 2: yes, a neck on my beard.