The Rare Norm a few months ago Share Tweet Pin Share It’s that really nice pen a relative gives you when you graduate from college. They didn’t know what to get you, if anything, but they were in the mall and walked by the store where you can get all sorts useless things like silver cups and cutlery engraved, so they got you this fancy pen set. I guess it implies you are going to be some powerful executive-type that needs fancy writing instruments. Truth is though that you do most of your writing on a a computer keyboard, and fancy pens seem frivolous. Besides, you are a liberal arts major, there is no executive desk in your future. You have $65K in dept to pay off, and all the registers at McDonalds are touch-membranes, so no pen needed. You have to accept the penUltimate of course, it’s from Uncle Tim. He sent you $50 one time when you were low on funds and one of your fraternity buddies needed bail money after that public urination arrest. You never give up on a brother. That guy hooked you up with Phoebe. Phoebe was a freak. Wow, that girl did everything! You’ll never forget her. Dude, he is a real bro for setting that up. The best wingman a bro could ask for. That one time, lol, omg, so much Tequila. Vomit everywhere, LOL. Oh man, fun times, fun times. He’s always at the center of a good time. I’m definitely gonna help bail him out. Wait… what was the question again?