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When you’re drunk and horny but still faithful. : BlackPeopleTwitter

When you’re drunk and horny but still faithful. : BlackPeopleTwitter

Let me ask you this: would you let your car suck your dick?

I drive a Honda Accord. It’s a great car. I can access my digital assistant from the steering wheel. If I pushed that button and was asked “would you like a blowjob?” I would say yes. Let’s prevent a tube came down and I got sucked off by my car. Would that make me gay? Would it mean I had a “car fetish”? No. It would just mean I gave the right answer to the question “would you like a blowjob?”

Most people would be fine with that. A car that sucks your dick! That’s great!

Now imaging the same scenario, but it’s a guy you knew in high school who asks you if you want a blowjob. The right answer is still yes.

The answer is always yes. Car, woman, man, vacuum, etc. Get your dick sucked. It doesn’t make you gay.

And sucking another man’s dick is like changing the oil in your car. You don’t want to, but it needs to be done and fuck if you’ll give jiffy lube $50.