Conan Exiles Now Has Terrifying Dancing Dicks

Retain it in your trousers. Please, I’m begging you.

Warning: this put up is Tremendous NSFW.

Conan Exiles not too long ago added a collection of new emotes, which contain dancing. They are rather cool… when your character is completely clothed. If not, properly, things quickly dart previous Sketchy Avenue and go barreling down Nightmare Alley. This goes double if you are dancing whilst jogging, as Laptop Gamer’s Chris Livingston found out.

I existing exhibit A:

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And exhibit B, which is kinda cute until eventually OH NO HIS Backbone:

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And exhibit C, which just kills me:

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Dicks are great. Some dicks are even pretty good! This, even though? This is not what dicks are supposed to do. These dicks have dedicated heinous dick crimes and should be place in dick jail. If you see these dicks on the avenue, do not be reluctant to simply call the police.

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