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Lyle sees through Harry Potter’s magical leaky loo

Lyle sees through Harry Potter's magical leaky loo

As did the false eyes of society!

Open your eyes, your soul, and maybe open those news holes while you’re at it because today’s episode features the following:

  • The Harry Potter leaky loo!
  • Red Dead Redemption 2 has a new gameplay trailer!
  • The PlayStation Experience isn’t a thing this year and more!

Illusions ain’t magic, but forced labor to create the sweet and wonderful nectar that is online video content sure is! But, for once, I agree with the mad ramblings of a man I’ve kept awake now for weeks on caffeine and pop-punk music — society is a sham! Thankfully, I anticipate the release of Red Dead Redemption 2, simply because it’ll teach me the ways to leave the shackles of society behind for good.

In just 23 more sleepless nights I can have Arthur Morgan become the bearded rat-hat-wearing swamp man I’ve always wanted to be. I’ll learn to live off the land, defy the powers that be by threatening them with my musk, and show everyone the sham that is “society.” But, before all that, I’ll need to beat Red Dead Redemption 2, Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, and obviously complete my backlog of video games before fully committing to my new lifestyle.

Discharged question of the week:

What’s the first thing you’re gonna do in Red Dead Redemption 2?

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