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Red Dead Redemption 2 is a big boy and the VR dream is over!

Red Dead Redemption 2 is a big boy and the VR dream is over!

The fish on stilts nightmare might never end!

Today we’re achieving what no other video game news show on the internet has achieved: the first show to ever prop up the news on stilts to combat the fear of stilts in its host! Which today, includes the following:

  • Red Dead Redemption 2 is a big boy in terms of file size!
  • Days Gone has been delayed!
  • The VR dream could be over for Oculus!

I’ve already done the math on who will win at the main stage of EGLX this weekend in Toronto. I even created an incredibly accurate and scientific flowchart to showcase my findings. But I fear displaying that on the internet, for everyone to see, was a mistake. With EGLX closer on the horizon, we’ve been preparing Lyle for that slippery fedora hat-wearing individual by having Lyle overcome his worst nightmares within the realm of virtual reality.

It’s been a long process, but, discovering the nightmares contained within our yellsman has been… surprising. One nightmare in particular, with a fish on stilts, has been extra problematic. However, if we could harness these raw emotions of vengeance from the stilt-fish and imbue them into Lyle — that punctuationless fool won’t stand a chance and my scientific calculations will be vindicated!

Discharged question of the week: What’s the worst nightmare you’ve ever had?

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